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It's not that you won't work overtime — it depends on the situation, mainly whether there's free dinner.

Normal hours, occasional crunch, not quite death-march territory.

A little ambition, but not much — enough to cover the mortgage.

Good enough is good enough — we're not launching rockets here.

If it's fixable, fix it. If not, mark it Won't Fix.

You know you should pay it down, but it always gets pushed to the next sprint.

On the surface it's "got it," internally it's maximum roasting.

Collaborate when needed, solo when needed — introvert-extrovert switch on demand.

Say what you think, express when you're unhappy — what even is a social mask?

So zen that even the boss suspects you've already handed in your resignation.

You know your strengths and limits — no ego trips, no self-pity.

Occasionally browsing job listings, just peeking at what's out there.

AI is my minion — it does the work while I slack off.

Proactively learning new tech — chasing GitHub stars harder than chasing TV shows.

Five-year plan is more detailed than the product roadmap.