MEETING-WASTE

It's not that you won't work overtime — it depends on the situation, mainly whether there's free dinner.

Work pace? My pace is: slack when possible, procrastinate when possible.

A little ambition, but not much — enough to cover the mortgage.

Good enough is good enough — we're not launching rockets here.

Bugs? That's QA's problem, not mine.

You know you should pay it down, but it always gets pushed to the next sprint.

On the surface it's "got it," internally it's maximum roasting.

Collaborate when needed, solo when needed — introvert-extrovert switch on demand.

Wearing the mask most of the time, occasionally letting a genuine curse slip.

Occasional anxiety, but nothing a bubble tea can't fix.

You know your strengths and limits — no ego trips, no self-pity.

Content with the status quo — why switch jobs? It's all the same grind everywhere.

AI is coming for my job — trembling in fear.

Learning? Work is exhausting enough — after hours I just want to lie down.

Career plan? Let's survive today first.