AI-REPLACE

It's not that you won't work overtime — it depends on the situation, mainly whether there's free dinner.

Normal hours, occasional crunch, not quite death-march territory.

A little ambition, but not much — enough to cover the mortgage.

Good enough is good enough — we're not launching rockets here.

If it's fixable, fix it. If not, mark it Won't Fix.

You know you should pay it down, but it always gets pushed to the next sprint.

On the surface it's "got it," internally it's maximum roasting.

Collaborate when needed, solo when needed — introvert-extrovert switch on demand.

Wearing the mask most of the time, occasionally letting a genuine curse slip.

Still thinking about that bug at 3 AM — anxiety levels rivaling the night before finals.

You know your strengths and limits — no ego trips, no self-pity.

Occasionally browsing job listings, just peeking at what's out there.

AI is coming for my job — trembling in fear.

Forced to learn new tech because the boss said so — powering through reluctantly.

Got ideas but no action — plans stuck in the notes app forever.