COFFEE-ATM

It's not that you won't work overtime — it depends on the situation, mainly whether there's free dinner.

Normal hours, occasional crunch, not quite death-march territory.

A little ambition, but not much — enough to cover the mortgage.

Good enough is good enough — we're not launching rockets here.

If it's fixable, fix it. If not, mark it Won't Fix.

You know you should pay it down, but it always gets pushed to the next sprint.

On the surface it's "got it," internally it's maximum roasting.

The team's emotional backbone — everyone comes to you with problems first.

Wearing the mask most of the time, occasionally letting a genuine curse slip.

So zen that even the boss suspects you've already handed in your resignation.

You know your strengths and limits — no ego trips, no self-pity.

Content with the status quo — why switch jobs? It's all the same grind everywhere.

AI? Let's wait and see — let others be the guinea pigs first.

Forced to learn new tech because the boss said so — powering through reluctantly.

Got ideas but no action — plans stuck in the notes app forever.